Comments | desperatefans: I apologize for my prolonged absence.

_as_you_wish in desperatefans

I apologize for my prolonged absence.

Jul 28, 2005 20:35

Well well well! I'm very sorry that I haven't been keeping up here on this lovely community of strange people. It's just, you know, I live on an island that happens to be guarded by an inescapable whirlpool. We get a lot of storms, and one of them finally took out the DSL cable. So we had to call in the repair guys, and about 9 of them from ( Read more... )

elphaba, westley, inigo montoya, erik, armand, buttercup

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punjab_you July 29 2005, 01:16:23 UTC

It's... marginally pleasant to have you back, monsieur.

Regards,

O.G.

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 03:47:49 UTC

I do believe I'm insulted.

Please understand, monsieur, that I am every bit as good with a lasso as you are.

punjab_you July 29 2005, 03:53:44 UTC

*laughs*

O.G.

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 23:10:11 UTC

And I do not appreciate being laughed at any more than you do.

Do you realize what happened to the last person who mocked me?

...Well, actually, I married her. I doubt our situation will have a similar outcome.

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*a note is delivered* sweariwontdie July 29 2005, 03:04:04 UTC

M. Westley,

I had no idea we had any pirates in the community other than Capt. Hook (who seems to have retired). I wanted to be a pirate when I was a child. Is it terribly difficult?

Armand St. Just

Re: *a note is delivered* _as_you_wish July 29 2005, 03:45:33 UTC

It depends on the kind of pirate you want to be.

To be the Dread Pirate Roberts, you must be cunning, devious, cruel, quick-witted, in excellent physical shape, and passionate.

To be, for example, a Pirate of Penzance, you just have to be really drunk.

Re: *a note is delivered* sweariwontdie July 29 2005, 03:48:37 UTC

Monsieur,

Is there not something in between? I don't for a moment imagine I could be a pirate captain. I'm not very ruthless nor am I a drunkard!

Armand

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 17:51:17 UTC

Dear sir,

I will of course let you know if I find a happy medium. However, all the pirates I have encountered have either been cunning, devious, etc. or very very stupid and drunk.

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princess__b July 29 2005, 03:08:00 UTC

Westley! Oh, Westley! I was so worried about you! Are you all right? I've been thinking of you, night and day, for monthsnow! *flings herself at him and kisses him*

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 03:46:32 UTC

Gently, gently, my beautiful one.

Oh, you know I love you!

princess__b July 29 2005, 03:53:40 UTC

Westley, I was afraid that maybe you had grown tired of me. It's been... *pauses and counts in her head* a long time.

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 23:08:40 UTC

I could truly never grow tired of you, my lovely bubblehead of a wife.

...At least, I don't think I could. But this community seems rife with betrayals, adultery, breakups, and affairs. Let the party begin!

preparetodie July 29 2005, 06:28:55 UTC

Westley! You do not know how glad I am to see you here. Although I have had time to practice my swordsmanship, this place is still quite dull. (To me, at least, although I have heard that there is a great evil present in this community.)

_as_you_wish July 29 2005, 17:48:50 UTC

My dear friend! I had no idea that you, too, were a member of this illustrious community. But it does explain what you've been doing all the times when I want to use the computer and you won't get off. I thought you were looking at porn.