Westley strides into the main room confidently yet still manages to be light on his feet. He surveys the room, clearly looking for something -- or in this case someone.

After a few moments of hesitation, he calls out uncertainly. "Hello...?"

Typist: Erm. Yes. Amanda here (a.k.a. former Rodolphus/McGonagall-mun). 'M giving DF another try, as ( Read more... )

I am the Vampire Lestat, some of you may have heard of me, some of you, I was abandoned...
Typist: *cuts in* by another typist for over a month but if there's a problem I'll deal.
Yes...thank you. Anyway, I was abandoned as I'm told but don't quite remember much, and so I am here now, with Nicki, for as long as he'll have me.

Well well well! I'm very sorry that I haven't been keeping up here on this lovely community of strange people. It's just, you know, I live on an island that happens to be guarded by an inescapable whirlpool. We get a lot of storms, and one of them finally took out the DSL cable. So we had to call in the repair guys, and about 9 of them from ( Read more... )

...To get rid of the ever-loving angst that has swept up my characters, I pose you literary fiends a question. If there were a battle between pirates and ninjas, who would win? Pirates? Or Ninjas?

..I myself am going for pirates.

Greetings. My name is Marcus Brutus...I am a senator in the Roman Republic. That is, I was, before my suicide. I'm uncertain as to what that makes me now. The coolest, according to my typist, but she is young and female and thus cannot be trusted. But I digress. At any rate, I participated in the assassination of Julius Caesar to save Rome from ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose since all the fellows from that infernally chipper spaceship are around here, I might as well tag along after them. After all, that's all I'm good for, right? Heaven forbid that a tremendously advanced machine such as myself ever be sent off to do anything important. Why, I'm sure I'd miss a perfectly good opportunity to watch ( Read more... )

Greetings to all. The shell female ally has told me to come here and write to you, so I shall introduce myself. I am the Lady Macbeth, I was once Queen of Scottland, but as fate is a cruel thing I was driven to do things I am not proud of. Other than this, if you have any questions please refrain from asking me ask.

The Party Field was ablaze with colorful lights in paper lanterns that lit up the night. The new Party Tree, grown from the Mallorn seed given to Samwise by the Lady herself, presided over the heart of the festivities with it's grand boughs covered in bright ribbons and bows ( Read more... )

Hello there. My typist and I have decided it would be nice for me to introduce myself. I'm Death, of the Endless, and I believe I've met several of you in this community already. No worries if I haven't, though - we'll meet eventually.

My typist would like to inform you that Neil Gaiman has written of myself and my siblings in his Sandman series, ( Read more... )

Hello! I just couln't stand to stay away form my friends. My nane is Angel Dumott Schunard, but you can just call me Angel. My typist ((Beebs)) is just obsessed with RENT, which thus causes me to have to constantly convince her that my Collins is gay. Yes he is the best man in the world, but as she says, all the good ones are gay. And yes I am a ( Read more... )