I apologize for my prolonged absence.

[_as_you_wish]

Well well well! I'm very sorry that I haven't been keeping up here on this lovely community of strange people. It's just, you know, I live on an island that happens to be guarded by an inescapable whirlpool. We get a lot of storms, and one of them finally took out the DSL cable. So we had to call in the repair guys, and about 9 of them from

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[punjab_you]

It's... marginally pleasant to have you back, monsieur.

Regards,

O.G.

[_as_you_wish]

I do believe I'm insulted.

Please understand, monsieur, that I am every bit as good with a lasso as you are.

[punjab_you]

*laughs*

O.G.

[_as_you_wish]

And I do not appreciate being laughed at any more than you do.

Do you realize what happened to the last person who mocked me?

...Well, actually, I married her. I doubt our situation will have a similar outcome.

[_greenified_]

*grins* Erik, be nice.

It's very nice to see you back, M Westley.

[punjab_you]

*mock scoff*

Well, he's an arrogant one.

[_as_you_wish]

Green skin! How novel! Please to meet you, my dear.