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[strictly_susan]

I don't want to be doing this, but my typist said that I absolutely must post something. I hear that my grandfather and his... friends might be around, but I would like it understood that I do not intend to let myself be caught up in any... funny business

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[mort_stohelit]

Susan! Good to see you, dear!

[strictly_susan]

Hello, Father. You're dead, you know.

[mort_stohelit]

Yes, I know. You'll find that.. a lot of the people here are.. technically dead.

[strictly_susan]

*sigh* And here I thought I was going to be able to avoid any of that business. I suppose I should have known better.

[nastilyalert]

Madam Sto Helit. *bows his head*

[strictly_susan]

Sir *nods head* And you would be...?

[sweariwontdie]

*bows*

Welcome to out little community. I'm Armand St. Just.

[strictly_susan]

'our', I think you mean.

And 'Armand St. Just'? That sounds like a Genuan name. I took my class to Genua once.

[sweariwontdie]

*blushes* Yes, I did. English is not my first language. As for nationality, I'm French. I've never heard of Genua.

[strictly_susan]

Keep trying. Children who grow up making excuses never learn a thing.

French? I've never heard of a place called Fren. Somewhere in Lancre, is it?

[lost_in_woods]

Oh, lovely, another person carrying around a scythe.

Welcome aboard, as it were.

[strictly_susan]

I'll have you know, Mrs...Wood, is it? that I only carry my grandfather's scythe when I must, for reasons like saving the world. I do it most unwillingly, and am more than glad when it's over. However, my typist has thus far been unable to find an appropriate picture without the scythe, so I have very little choice.

[vetinarisdog]

*nods gruffly* Hello, miss.

[strictly_susan]

Finally! Someone who's likely to know the difference between Genua and Lancre. Well, apart from my father, but he doesn't count.

You're from Ankh Morpork, are you not? I think my grandfather's mentioned you.

[vetinarisdog]

*nods* Yes, I know them. Doesn't mean I like them.

Yep. Commander of the Watch, miss. *tips helmet*

[strictly_susan]

Of course, Mr Vimes. Pleased to meet you at last. And you'll be pleased to know this is not the last.