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[dequincy]

Typist: OMG, Yossarian? Canon Katherine had a giant crush on Yossarian. From what she got of him in the books, anyway. O. m. g. So much love for that.

... Hmm. Quiet.

It's tempting to pull a Peanuts and put up a 'Psychiatric Advice: 5 Cents' sign.

Would there be any takers?

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[wounded_shrike]

Probably.

...Not me though.

...Though. Could you maybe -

ne'ermind. I'm fine.

[dequincy]

If you're sure you're fine, then. I can't make you talk about anything you don't want to hear about.

[wounded_shrike]

*waffles* It's just -

*in the tone of someone imparting a deep, dangerous secret*...I think I worry Rina. And I don't want to. I've hurt her enough.

[dequincy]

Have you spoken to her about this? It's usually best to take open conversation as the first step, if you feel safe doing that.

[mathisnotacrime]

I may enlist your services, Doctor, but not on my behalf. I am concerned for a former student of mine who now resides in these parts. He is rapidly coming undone, as they say, a slave to his drugs and his delusions, as shown here in this 'hyperlink': http://www.livejournal.com/users/a_life_of_ennui/5268.html

I truly believe he is a danger to himself, and caring for him as a former student, I fear for him.

[dequincy]

Oh, well ...

That's something I can certainly help with. I had the same problem with another patient of mine, his name was Pilot ... Well, it still is Pilot, but he isn't a patient anymore.

[permanent_blur]

*innocently* well, i don't know. where'm i supposed to take it?

[dequincy]

*smiles* Into conversation, sir.

[permanent_blur]

oh! well, i suppose i can manage that. i know where conversation is -- or at least, i know how to get to it, which should be the same sort of thing, shouldn't it? *pauses, brightly* ... and what'm i taking?

[dequincy]

Um. 'it,' I suppose -- me, rather. You, and I, are going in the general direction of conversation.

Like this.

[foxhuntingman]

*grins* I'm quite all right at the moment, Doctor, but I missed saying hello to you the first time.

I'm George Sherston. *holds out his hand* I have a great respect for psychiatrists. Best man I ever knew was one. He helped more than I can say.

Typist: ...sorry. Any chance to gush about Rivers...

[dequincy]

It's nice to meet you, Mr Sherston. *smiles and handshakes* What was his name?

Typist: Oh, it's fine -- she'll talk about anyone and anything.

[foxhuntingman]

Rivers, Doctor WHR Rivers. I met him... *grins sheepishly* Well, I met him when he was assigned to my case during the War.

[dequincy]

... Which war, if I may ask? There are just so many wars to keep track of ... which should, of course, not be true.

[avenginggoddess]

Perhaps you could convince Metatron that I'm not insane.

[godsayshi]

But she is insane!

[avenginggoddess]

No I'm not. You are.

[godsayshi]

How can you be so sure?