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[dequincy]

Typist: OMG, Yossarian? Canon Katherine had a giant crush on Yossarian. From what she got of him in the books, anyway. O. m. g. So much love for that.

... Hmm. Quiet.

It's tempting to pull a Peanuts and put up a 'Psychiatric Advice: 5 Cents' sign.

Would there be any takers?

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[avenginggoddess]

Perhaps you could convince Metatron that I'm not insane.

[godsayshi]

But she is insane!

[avenginggoddess]

No I'm not. You are.

[godsayshi]

How can you be so sure?

[avenginggoddess]

You're the one with a duck. Named Seymore.

[godsayshi]

A duck named Seymore that you forced upon me.

[avenginggoddess]

Did not.

[godsayshi]

You most certainly did, too.

[avenginggoddess]

No, I...ummm....oh, dear. *Clings to Meta's shirt and cries*

Typist:.....ummm....*Blink* Why is she crying? I hope it's not about the duck.

[godsayshi]

*eyes widen* Nemesis? Are you all right?

[avenginggoddess]

*Is sobbing* Umm...maybe? *Sobs more*

Typist: Oh dear...

[godsayshi]

*pats her awkwardly on the back* Oh, dear... what's wrong? *bites his lip*

Typist: *flails* Geez, this is the night of sad, isn't it?

[avenginggoddess]

*Cries*You know, after me messing with you and all, I really don't deserve this from you. *Cries more*

Typist: Dude, yes. She just started this out of the blue, though, and I'm really confused.

[godsayshi]

*blinks* It's not as though you did anything serious to me; you were just playing. Please, what's wrong? *looks horribly worried*

Typist: Silly puppets. *shakes her head* Always getting out of one's control.

[avenginggoddess]

*Still crying*Are..are you sure? *Cries harder*

Typist: At the wrong times, too.

[godsayshi]

Of - of course. *frowns and peers at her concernedly* Do tell me what's wrong. I hate to see anyone unhappy.