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[androcknroll]

Heeeeeeeey, guys. I'm Dionysus, god of wine and stuff. So the last time you got wasted? You can thank me for that, man. If you want to, like, dance in my honour or whatever, feel free

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[plaintive_nymph]

*peeks out timidly* ...me...

[capital_r]

*stumbles in* *blinks* Lord Dionysus! *waves with his bottle* Won't dance in y'r honour, but c'n I make a toast? 'm most honoured t' meet you, been a close flool..erm...wrohsp.. ...*pause* I really like you. Um. Right. So. A toast! T' the wondrous Lord Dionysus, god of wine and revelry!

[capital_r]

*bemused grin* Another toast?

[rainbowrobe]

Heya, Dio! What's up! I woulda told you about this place, but I guess I just ended up here myself! *grin*

[androcknroll]

Hey, Iris, babe. That's alright, I guess. This place's been worshipping me long before I got here.

[zeusexmachina]

Hey, Dionysus, my boy! Good to see you around. Lots of pretty ladies in this place, just you wait and see.

[androcknroll]

Hey, Pop! Care for a drink? It's the least I could do, what with the thigh thing n'all.

[noalcohollager]

*sidles in all shifty-eyed like* Have y' ever heard of no alcohol lager? 's an orful thing, mate.

[androcknroll]

*mock!horror* Non-alcohol lager? NON-ALCOHOL lager? Why, that's just-- just-- come on, man! No lies?

Tell ya what. All the yes-alcohol lager y'could ever want, just for you. No joke.

[noalcohollager]

*nods solemnly* 'S a horrible fing, mate, innit? 's what the world's come to.

*blinks* Cor. Thanks, mate!

[realcoolpeople]

'ey, can I 'ave summa it, mate?