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Heeeeeeeey, guys. I'm Dionysus, god of wine and stuff. So the last time you got wasted? You can thank me for that, man. If you want to, like, dance in my honour or whatever, feel free.
Huh. Usually I've got this whole troupe of followers-- you know, maenads, satyrs, nymphs (oh, yeah, you gotta love the nymphs)-- but I guess for now, it's just me.
Anyway, I can't believe I've just found this place. Some of the family's been keeping me out of the loop, huh? *off-handed look at Hera* But whatever. I'm here now, so the fun can begin.
So! Whaddaya say, mortals? Drinks on me!
Huh. Usually I've got this whole troupe of followers-- you know, maenads, satyrs, nymphs (oh, yeah, you gotta love the nymphs)-- but I guess for now, it's just me.
Anyway, I can't believe I've just found this place. Some of the family's been keeping me out of the loop, huh? *off-handed look at Hera* But whatever. I'm here now, so the fun can begin.
So! Whaddaya say, mortals? Drinks on me!