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[speakingtea]

*Cue misty voice and jingly noises*

Hello, My name is Sibyll Trelawney, and I'm a divination teacher at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I tend to keep to myself in the tower when I'm not teaching so I don't cloud my inner eye. I rarely leave the tower unless I have to.
Hmm...I see an aura of unrest here. Has somebody died recently?

Comments

[prof_ssnape]

How positively marvelous that the most inept 'Professor' ever to cross Hogwarts' doors outside of the DADA position has arrived...

[speakingtea]

Oh, it's lovely to see you too, Severus.

[hem_hem_]

Hem hem.

I thought I fired you.

[speakingtea]

*Looks at tea questioningly*
Hmmmm.....your future is grim. Have you considered actually learning defense against the dark arts? If you don't...well, I'd rather not say.

[loonyradish]

Hullo, Professor!

[speakingtea]

Hello, Ms. Lovegood.

[sly_dolohov]

Oh god, not YOU.

[speakingtea]

The cards tell me pain is in your future.

[sly_dolohov]

Yours or mine?

[speakingtea]

Hmmm..yes, pain...and death? Followed by love.... and more pain. You have a very interesting future.

[sweariwontdie]

*pens greeting from bed*

Mlle Trelawney,

Welcome to our community. I hope you enjoy it here. Don't stay walled up in your tower. We need people like you here.

I'd bow, but I'm currently unable to stand ill.

Yours truly,
Armand St. Just

[speakingtea]

Thank you. Soon, Jupiter will be moving into the fifth house, and that is good for health.

Typist: Crap, I wish I knew astrology stuff...

[prof_ssnape]

Typist: Don't worry. Trelawney doesn't either. ;)

[speakingtea]

Typist: Ha, yes.