*And in walks in Professor Trelawney, her usual spooky, misty self*

My dears, I feel that it is my obligation to inform you that a black aura hangs about the mansion.

Typist: And she's back!

He ambles throughout the mansion, whistling tunelessly to himself (or perhaps there is a tune, but the tune in question would be little better, or perhaps worse). He runs his hand along every door he passes, and his fingers leave brief trails of fire. This is, let us say, a sort of... controlled chaos ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone. *smiles genially*

My name is Poppy Pomfrey, but most of you can call me Madam Pomfrey. I am currently working as the official Healer at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I see that I already know many of you here ( Read more... )

Well, I've been called into action, here! This looks like a community that may appreciate what I have to offer. I'm Eros, of course, the Greek god of love and erotic desire, or Cupid for you Romans out there. But to those apt to call me Cupid, remember, I'm not a chubby toddler, I'm old enough to carry my own ( Read more... )

Good evening, one and all. I am pleased, I'm sure, to make your acquaintance. My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. I understand that is a mouthful. I formerly credited myself with an equally ridiculous number of titles which have since been stripped from me. I remain to this day, however, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, leader of the ( Read more... )

*Cue misty voice and jingly noises*

Hello, My name is Sibyll Trelawney, and I'm a divination teacher at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I tend to keep to myself in the tower when I'm not teaching so I don't cloud my inner eye. I rarely leave the tower unless I have to.
Hmm...I see an aura of unrest here. Has somebody died recently?