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[immortalinsults]

*looks around at the community curiously* Hrm. A gathering place of those who cannot die or are already dead. *suddenly grins* Iiiinteresting.

*gives a little bow* I am Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. The girl who has managed to keep me from running away says that I am a minor character in a wholly remarkable book called The Hitchhiker's Guide

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[silent_lark]

Hello, Mlle. Wowbagger! My name is Cosette. That truly doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do, insulting people. But I suppose if you enjoy it... I do hope you enjoy it here.

[immortalinsults]

I'm a he, actually.

Maybe not, but I daresay if you found out that you'd live forever and had the means, and was generally a negative person, you'd do something similar.

*checks list* Cosette Pontmercy . . . I won't be getting to you for awhile yet. *grins nicely* Pleased to meet you.

[silent_lark]

Goodness! This is the second time I've done this and I'm most ashamed. Do forgive me!

[immortalinsults]

That's all right. With a name like Wowbagger, it could be hard to tell, couldn't it?

[wishfor_goblins]

Why would you want to go around insulting people? It doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do.

Anyway, welcome, I guess.

[immortalinsults]

I'm angry at the Universe for causing me to be immortal. So I go around insulting everyone and everything in it. That's why.

It isn't. That's the point.

Your name is Sarah? I won't be getting to you for awhile yet. *grins* Thank you. I think this place will prove to be very interesting.

[avifauna]

*dryly* Charmed.

[immortalinsults]

Stephen Maturin? *puts a little star next to the name on his clipboard* I'll be sure to think up a particularly nasty insult for you.

[shensitivity]

*eyes* Insults? How very forward, I declare.

[immortalinsults]

Shenshen? *grins widely* I won't be getting to you for awhile yet, don't worry.

[_blueeyedsailor]

*wryly amused* I guess that means I'll be going first.

[immortalinsults]

Archie Kennedy? *scribbles on clipboard* No, actually, I'm doing this by last name. Maybe after I finish this and doing it again by journal title, I'll organize the list by first names.

[_blueeyedsailor]

Damn. *chuckles*