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*looks around at the community curiously* Hrm. A gathering place of those who cannot die or are already dead. *suddenly grins* Iiiinteresting.
*gives a little bow* I am Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. The girl who has managed to keep me from running away says that I am a minor character in a wholly remarkable book called The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Not that Hitchhiker's Guide, but a fictional one based on the Guide. Except, though, not fictional, as I am clearly alive. Unfortunately.
I am an immortal. Living years without dying gets awfully boring, you see, and so I had to choose something to do that would take a very, very long time.
I chose to insult everyone in the Universe, in alphabetical order. *peers at the community again* I would attempt to stay in alphabetical order, except that -
Typist: *whisper*
- Oh. There is a database that lists the names of everyone and their username in order? How fascinating. *evil grin* In that case, I shall carry on with my self-appointed task.
*gives a little bow* I am Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. The girl who has managed to keep me from running away says that I am a minor character in a wholly remarkable book called The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Not that Hitchhiker's Guide, but a fictional one based on the Guide. Except, though, not fictional, as I am clearly alive. Unfortunately.
I am an immortal. Living years without dying gets awfully boring, you see, and so I had to choose something to do that would take a very, very long time.
I chose to insult everyone in the Universe, in alphabetical order. *peers at the community again* I would attempt to stay in alphabetical order, except that -
Typist: *whisper*
- Oh. There is a database that lists the names of everyone and their username in order? How fascinating. *evil grin* In that case, I shall carry on with my self-appointed task.