Er, hello there. My name is...well, it isn't important. *mutters something under his breath*Anyway, I was an architect on Magrathea...I helped build the Earth, in fact. Norway. I'm told there's quite a few Earthmen here...so perhaps you've seen my work? I'm very proud of it. Glaciers and fjords, my specialty. Shame about the whole Vogon incident, ( Read more... )

Alright, I shall begin this with an apology: to my fellows, for deserting them so long, and to the newcomers, for not being here to greet them properly. Consider this a grand bienvenue to you all, and I do so hope you're enjoying the madhouse this is. I must admit, from time to time I withdraw, but that is by and large my typist's fault, for she ( Read more... )

Well, howdy, folks! Eddie the Shipboard Computer, here, from the starship Heart of Gold. I'm just so happy to be here, I'm sure we'll have an absolutely peachy time together.

My typist bids me tell you that I'm from a series of books called 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'...not the real guide, I should think. But here I am, and excited ( Read more... )

*looks around at the community curiously* Hrm. A gathering place of those who cannot die or are already dead. *suddenly grins* Iiiinteresting.

*gives a little bow* I am Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. The girl who has managed to keep me from running away says that I am a minor character in a wholly remarkable book called The Hitchhiker's Guide ( Read more... )