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Apr 27, 2005 15:04

*is brushing his hair in the mirror, while counting*

Fifty-five... Fifty-six... Fifty-seven...

*notices that he has an audience*

!! ... Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. *smiles ... well, charmingly*

Damn. Made me lose count.

I am certain that you have heard of me. *fancy hair toss* I am Prince Charming. The Prince Charming in fact ( Read more... )

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wonderfulboy April 27 2005, 20:24:35 UTC

I've heard about you! You're in all the stories! Did you really live happily ever after with all those ladies?

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:31:37 UTC

*ruffles his hair*

I'm sure you've heard of me, little boy. And of course I lived happily ever after with each and everyone of them. I'm talented that way! ... *has no clue how he did it*

wonderfulboy April 27 2005, 20:46:27 UTC

*squirms away and draws his dagger* Don't you ever do that ever again.

*also, is very impressed by all the happily-ever-aftering*

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:49:21 UTC

Oh. Sorry!

*offers him something shiny?*

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thanitohercules April 27 2005, 20:27:04 UTC

...dostthouenjoythecompanyofmen?

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:34:05 UTC

Men? Why would I enjoy the company of men when there are such beautiful ladies around? And princesses to save? *dreamy look*

truant_horatio April 28 2005, 02:42:15 UTC

My Lord!

thanitohercules April 28 2005, 02:44:56 UTC

...*flails* Horatio! I-- I-- *sighs* I deserve not thee, I fear.

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_meaningoflife_ April 27 2005, 20:28:10 UTC

Oh bother, not another self-centered man.

Typist: You remind me of Prince Charming from the comic book Fables.

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:35:53 UTC

If I'm not centered around myself, then what am I centered around, dear Madam? *bright grin*

*focuses on the rest of the sentence, too* And of course I am a man. A manly man. ... Er. *flexes muscle?*

_meaningoflife_ April 27 2005, 20:40:07 UTC

Well, er... Um.. *feels weak in the knees despite herself*

Oh shoot. *runs off before she does something she regrets*

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:50:43 UTC

Wait! Come back!

I ... I have a ... um ... rose for you!

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ladywotton April 27 2005, 20:29:58 UTC

*blushes and offers her hand*

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:40:47 UTC

*kisses her hand*

*dazed look* I have not seen such beauty since ... well, since I was dating Sleeping Beauty! (And that's saying quite a lot.) You are truly one in a million. *kisses hand again*

... *offers a rose* ... .... *shifts nervously*

Are you missing a glass slipper by any chance? ... Wicked step-mother? Dragon keeping you locked in the highest tower? Psst. Help me out here. How do I rescue you?

visiblemystery April 28 2005, 02:12:31 UTC

As I recall, if you rescue her from a boring dinner party she will adore you wildly for at least a week.

burny_shiny April 27 2005, 20:35:26 UTC

*Glimmers in curiousity* You're shiny... for a human.

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:42:32 UTC

*blinks*

*stares*

*drools*

burny_shiny April 27 2005, 20:44:14 UTC

DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!!

I don't know you.

sparkly_prince April 27 2005, 20:51:36 UTC

*JUMPS back*

You can talk! You're an awfully smart little stone. *gazes fondly at it*

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