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[sparkly_prince]

*is brushing his hair in the mirror, while counting*

Fifty-five... Fifty-six... Fifty-seven...

*notices that he has an audience*

!! ... Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. *smiles ... well, charmingly*

Damn. Made me lose count.

I am certain that you have heard of me. *fancy hair toss* I am Prince Charming. The Prince Charming in fact

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[p_dursley]

Oh, a prince...

[sparkly_prince]

*bows, with the twirly hand things and all*

Yes, a prince! And might I inquire your name, lovely madam?

[p_dursley]

*smiles* Petunia. Like the flower.

[sparkly_prince]

A flower? What a lovely name!

To self:: Well, all the fairy tale princesses are named after silly flowers, so ... why not try? Go for it. *pats self on back?*

Excuse me, but ... are you a princess, by any chance?

[humane_agnostic]

*eyebrow quirk*

Living proof of the pitfalls of Monarchy as a governmental system...

[sparkly_prince]

The mona-what? ... Oh, I know all about the government, though.

My father let me look into the royal vault, and we have an absolute pool of money there. I could swim in it! ... In fact, I think I will!

*grins at Ted* Thank you. *has just thanked him for .. no reason, really*

[valetudinarius]

My dear, you have just completely proved his point. *doesn't bother to bow, and exits*

*typist*

[sparkly_prince]

*except ... he isn't Ted, but rather Combferre!*

*OHGOD. He's taken over my brain.* >.

[mr_p_white]

... *snorts and randomly makes a film of grime cover Charming's mirror...just because he feels spiteful right now*

[sparkly_prince]

.... *blinks at his mirror*

*attempts to wipe it off* ... *frantically*

Er. Mirror, mirror on the wall... Clean yourself, I can't seemyselfatall?

*waits*

... *cries*

[mr_p_white]

*looks pleased and wanders off*

[valetudinarius]

Were you not a prince, I might be interested. Probably would anyway.

I think 's attributed to the fact that you seem too, I don't know, heterosexual for me. *blank stare*

*smiles anyway*

[sparkly_prince]

Hi. ... Heterosexual? ... Er.

I like princesses. What does that make me?

*hair toss?*

[valetudinarius]

Utterly boring as hell, 's what that makes you. And quite deprived, to top.

*coughs*

[capital_r]

*snorts* Royalists.

[sparkly_prince]

I-- ... Royalist? Er.

... *begins anew*

Hello. *super-bright smile*

[capital_r]

....No. No, it doesn't work that way. I'm sorry.

You just wait 'til Enjolras gets here.