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[sparkly_prince]

*is brushing his hair in the mirror, while counting*

Fifty-five... Fifty-six... Fifty-seven...

*notices that he has an audience*

!! ... Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. *smiles ... well, charmingly*

Damn. Made me lose count.

I am certain that you have heard of me. *fancy hair toss* I am Prince Charming. The Prince Charming in fact

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[wonderfulboy]

I've heard about you! You're in all the stories! Did you really live happily ever after with all those ladies?

[sparkly_prince]

*ruffles his hair*

I'm sure you've heard of me, little boy. And of course I lived happily ever after with each and everyone of them. I'm talented that way! ... *has no clue how he did it*

[wonderfulboy]

*squirms away and draws his dagger* Don't you ever do that ever again.

*also, is very impressed by all the happily-ever-aftering*

[sparkly_prince]

Oh. Sorry!

*offers him something shiny?*

[wonderfulboy]

Oooooh. *takes shiny thing* Is that a kiss?

(Typist: Er, in case anyone doesn't know, to Peter kiss=thimble or button or some such thing and thimble=kiss.)

[sparkly_prince]

Er. No. A kiss is something you do to wake a sleeping princesses up. I've done it a few times already. Quite the expert, I must say. *buffs nails on own jacket*

What I've given you there is a gold coin! It can be used it to buy things. *smiles proudly*

[wonderfulboy]

No, silly, you wake up a sleeping princess with a thimble! Kisses are more special than that. They can save someone's life.

Oh, one of those pirate things. I have lots of those.

[sparkly_prince]

Of course they can save someone's life! They have, in fact.

*nods, glad that they're in agreement now*

Oh, pirates? I've never seen one in my life!

[wonderfulboy]

You should be glad. They're mean. And they smell bad.