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The Keys to Your Heart
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Fae: Is that a spell-casting circle?
Mikey: No, it's just a targeting circle so you'll know the spell's range.
Fae: Then how come it has runes?
Mikey: ...Shut up.

Why must I feel guilty for spending my own money? I mean, sure, it isn't just my money anymore since my mother and I pool everything together... but she can buy whatever the hell she wants and I wouldn't care. But I take out anything over $20 and I'm squirming under the pressure of this dreadful thing called a 'conscience'... whatever the hell that ( Read more... )

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I have a sudden strong desire to read a translated version of Malleus Maleficarum. I'm sure the writing itself will prove to be difficult in that it's exceedingly boring in the manner only a textbook could compare - seriously, who writes that way? - but the subject matter should prove interesting enough.

Alright, I know that the beliefs written in ( Read more... )

This was possibly the best Thanksgiving I have ever had. Just the four of us, our stomachs are satisfied, but not bloated to the point where anyone feels the need to unbutton their pants. No big mess or fuss. We all sat together, but it was very casual. I like small, casual holidays. And if anyone gives me shit for not dropping by... well, the ( Read more... )

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Sekhmet


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This jackass called asking for Joe. He wouldn't tell me his name or what the call was about, only that he was a customer. So I sent him through and he got Joe's voicemail. He called again, asking for Carlo, but that line was busy so he went to voicemail once more. He calls back and starts yelling at me. I was honestly trying to help him, but every ( Read more... )