Along with many others, I am in the process of switching journalthings over to Dreamwidth due to the new ToS here at ЛЖ. I won't be deleting the stuff hosted here because I am entirely too sentimental.

I'll now be posting new stuff over at spatch.dreamwidth.org, the Home of Quality ( Read more... )

( Heard twice so far today, posting once APTTRTP )

It's been a year since I posted anything and over a year since I wrote of anything substantive, but:

Hello

in lieu of an update here is this

( Next up: The Ballad of Reuben Clamzo and his Daughter in the Key of A )

Hey gang,

Is there anyone available who'd be able to help me move from Malden to
Somerville tonight?

desireearmfeldt has made a very generous offer to me and the ( Read more... )

Been in need of an update here for a long time but necessity requires brevity, so ( Read more... )

I have been up for nearly twenty-four hours at this point. I am working on my nth+1 wind. I don't know when I'll crash but I know that it'll come with a real big thud and I'll come round several hours later wondering where go them bus what hit me, so I might as well write a whole buncha stuff down now as the sun comes up ( Read more... )

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A perusal of the Hammacher Schlemmer online catalog last night led Sonya and I to make a lot of sardonic mocking sounds at the wide array of overpriced tchotchkes for the Romney set. After a particularly profane outburst I decided to write my own copy for some of the more egregious examples. I've got a Tumblr thingo up which is posting these ( Read more... )

May be broke. May be unable to find work. May be creatively bankrupt. May have failed at every single thing I've done these past few months. May have lost all perspective on what I am capable of because of this, because all evidence points to complete and utter incapability. May completely and utterly hate myself for this. May be watching this ( Read more... )