You were born during a Third Quarter moon

This phase occurs in the middle of the moon's waning phases, after the full moon and before the new moon.


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Today marks the 12th year after my accident. I can't believe it has been so long. I look around at the friends I have now and am very happy with how things have turned out. There have been a few moments in the last few years that have been hard, but I have had very good friends to help me through it. I feel that I am blessed with those that ( Read more... )

All of you fans know what I am talking about and all of you that don't should just be ashamed of yourself. Here is what is going on with Towel Day this year:

http://www.towelday.org/

Alright. I am going to level with you. I am fine with my penis size. I don't have any boobs so I don't need anything bigger. I don't have any relatives in Nigeria so I don't think they are leaving me any money. I don't believe that you can erase my debt with just three easy payments ( Read more... )

So, I am in Florida. It is very nice here, but I am lost most times without a vehicle handy. I am awaiting a check to be deposited so that I can purchase something down here and drive back after that. It has been nice seeing my parents. I haven't seen them in a few years and this is the first time I have been in Florida ( Read more... )

So, today was the day. We went and signed papers and everything is final. I am officially divorced. I never thought that I would ever have to go through a day like this. It is sad in some ways happy in others. I am very glad that it is over, and it is very sad that it is as well.

So, if it doesn't rain it pours (somewhat literally in this sense). Apparently the old house where the majority of my stuff is ran out of kerosine and the pipes burst. I am going to soon find out how much stuff I lost. Well, I lost my house, my Jeep and now possibly most of my possessions. Happiness.

I hope that everyone has a very happy New Years! Drink one for me...:P

It is really too bad sometimes how a few simple words can be taken the wrong way when they come back to you. Alas, why can't telepathy be invented already?

I voted No on Yes, but Yes won anyway. Damn positive word. Next time when I get the chance I will do more than just vote. I will stalk Yes and take it out so that it can never be used again!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

This moment of madness was brought to you by the letter 3shizinx!