Dear spam people...

[derrickburbee]

Alright. I am going to level with you. I am fine with my penis size. I don't have any boobs so I don't need anything bigger. I don't have any relatives in Nigeria so I don't think they are leaving me any money. I don't believe that you can erase my debt with just three easy payments.

What you are doing is against some stalker laws in the US. Please stop...

Sincerly,
Derrick

P.S. You know that porn is free, right?