I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it's time for me to step down and stop hogging such a major role as the Gavinner. I had so many plans, but I'm weeks, if not months, behind in executing them-- and I'm finally beginning to accept that with my schedule this summer, I simply can't be available to GSRP anymore. I'm sorry to everyone I've ( Read more... )

I've left my fans hanging quite some time, ja? It has been a long time coming, but achtung! The Gavinners are at long last ready for a global audience. Whether you are in prison or in Berlin, you too can experience the raw power of our band ( Read more... )

Achtung! My adoring public can stop worrying: Klavier Gavin's in perfect health once more ( Read more... )

Achtung, I'm sure my fanbase has been wondering what's become of me. No Youtube videos, you say? No comments or updates, or any sign of Klavier Gavin on the internet at all? I'm sorry to report that on Muttertag, I came down with the 'flu. It's a huge milestone: the first time I've been sick with no mother around to nurse me back to health. I ( Read more... )

Everyone has been writing about their mothers today, but how can we praise them highly enough? They give us the world, and all we can give them in return is a card, a song, and a kickass new PDA. I would not be who I am-- I would not even be-- if it weren't for meine Mutter. She gave everything to see me enter the IB diploma class at twelve, and ( Read more... )

Achtung! I would like to register my disappointment in the LA Times. The front page of tonight's edition covers the trial of Shadi Enigmar (a.k.a. Zak Gramarye), as well it should. I take umbrage, however, with the focus of the article. “Phoenix the Forger? LA's Legend Implicated in Fraud.” Tell me, why should we glorify the crimes of this ( Read more... )

D-man, I know this is short notice, but I've been busy preparing. My first trial is tomorrow morning. An old-time magician was murdered by his pupil, and I have the goods on the student. It is sure to be interesting ( Read more... )

Hallo again! Did you miss me? Of course you did ( Read more... )

((This takes place Saturday, April 3))

(  (I will remember this in seven years and laugh. Or weep. Or both.) (Cryin' is for little girls! Man up!) )

Hallo, America! Are you ready to rock ( Read more... )