I now know why Battlefield 1942 got game of the year. I picked up a copy yesterday, and I must say it's a blast. I played with the guys from work for a few hours yesterday, and I love it already. Not only is it fun and well designed, it's infinitely funny. Some highlights from yesterday include ( Read more... )

Good news everyone! Three of Akron's finest beurocratic computer assholes are under investigation for taking gifts and falsifying expense reports. These planks have been exploiting students campuswide for a while now, and were trying to takeover our role in the engineering college so that they could gain access to our student funds. Well now the ( Read more... )

Well I've been meaning to get back into livejournal, so here's a good opportunity. I saw this on the wall of the post office this morning, and I had to show you guys.

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Farewell Rush. I wasn't ready for you to go, but I guess that's just the way life is. You think you've got it all figured out, and then the universe jumps out of a dark alley and punches you in the gut. You were my best friend and most loyal companion. You can never be replaced, and will never be forgotten. See you on the other side.

Funny thing happened to me today. I was walking across the frozen tundra that is our campus, when I decided to take a shortcut through a building. I was making my way down a hall, trying to find the exit, when i distinctly heard the word "orgasm". What!? You heard me. So anyway, my elf ears perked up, and I tried to locate the source of naughtiness ( Read more... )

Well hello there livejournal, you old bitch.

First off, I took the enneagram test that Dave was playing with a while ago, and got predictable results, as I always do with these tests.

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Whoo boy. My 16 days of vacation just came to an unexpected end. With the exception of a fun trip to OSU, I have no idea what I did with my time. Thanks for the good times you scrotum slappers. I suppose that doing nothing at all is better than going to work or school. At least it ended on a good note. Last night, I was fortunate enough to see my ( Read more... )

First off, I'd like to apologize for not making an entry for over a month. I've been so drained from work that I haven't made time for much of anything, including livejournal. Luckily, it seems those days are gone. I finished my term at ETC yesterday, and today was my first day of a two week break before school. I must say, if the rest of my ( Read more... )

WARNING! WARNING! COLOSSAL POST AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ( Read more... )

Man was this weekend was awesome. Of course, this means that it went super fast. I took a piss when I got there, and then it was over. Actually, we did many a cool thing, and I'm glad I went down ( Read more... )