The Rich Drown in Wine
Good news everyone! Three of Akron's finest beurocratic computer assholes are under investigation for taking gifts and falsifying expense reports. These planks have been exploiting students campuswide for a while now, and were trying to takeover our role in the engineering college so that they could gain access to our student funds. Well now the tables have turned. Hopefully these no-talent neckties will end up in federal pound me in the ass prison. I haven't been this excited since that nutjob shot Reagon.