Ampersand Cannonball.

[deluxed]

This is something I've always seen and now I'm going to tell all of you about it.

The ampersand in the Verdana font looks A LOT like someone doing a cannonball. You know, the thing you do where you run, jump, grab your legs, and the make a huge splash into the pool. Lemme show you:

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[rote]

I like how you blog always looks so lively. What with colors and all.

[deluxed]

Thank you very much. BUT CAN YOU SEE THE LITTLE GUY IN THE AMPERSAND DOING THE CANNONBALL?!?!?!

[gonewithcyanide]

Classic.

[deluxed]

I <3 Bub.

[shamroq]

Nnnnngggh....

...NNNGGGGHHHHHH.....

.......NNNGGGGHHHHMMMMPPHHHHH!!!!!

[/splooge]

[deluxed]

Well, sir, like I said I'll be very brief because I can see you're busy, but I know we both want to find you something today that will help the MD Anderson Children's Art Project... so let's just hold off for a moment and get you confirmed for a five year subsciption to Playboy and FHM!

[deluxed]

Ya know, I thought about that, actually. ...But then I thought ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT AN AMPERSAND LOOKS LIKE SO I DON'T NEED TO PUT A "CLEAN" EXAMPLE NEXT TO IT.

Clearly you have half a brain (you're MARK) and are just hatin' on me because you can see the Ampersand Cannonball and it delights you to the point of orgasm, which you hate because you have issues with your mother and your sexuality, so on, et cetera, et cetera.

[deluxed]

That's why I'll be a Shrink someday.

[ex_loudly105]

To me, it always looked like a gentleman with a HUUUGE cock, sitting alone at the side of the road, staring, debating, trying to decide if he's lonely enough to lick it or not.

Should he? Should he just give up? :(
I don't know that answer.

[deluxed]

I don't know the answer, either... but I'm glad someone finally seeing the Ampersand Cannonball man and even has their own version of it.