These aren't the droids updates you're looking for.

I pop in here from time to time, but mostly I'm keeping it real over on the westside at internetsensation.com. You can join the RSS feed if you're so inclined. I think it's brilliant, but I'm biased. My wife thinks it's hilarious, but then again she married me so she's a bit delusional. My ( Read more... )

I am not some corporate whore.  I would never use my is_feed to flood your friends page with mindless blather about work from home opportunities and marketing courses.  I have far more integrity than that, which is why I can tell you about these new non-prescription pills that are 100% GUARANTEED to improve your size and endurance ( Read more... )

After my successful foray into video game reviews, 29-95.com asked me what else I'd like to write. I wasn't sure either, so I took a look at my resume to see what I was qualified for:

Ian Cheesman
http://iancheesman.wordpress.com

Goal: To seek a creative position in the Lulz Industry

Education

• Watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" like 200 times
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The thing about being a literary court jester is that I am very seldom called upon for my opinion. I am expected to make the wet fart sound with my armpit, do my little dance and exit stage left, but no one ever uncovers how that fart sound makes me feel. You can't tell me you've never felt the poorer for it ( Read more... )

Normally I show up here quarterly to mention I wrote something and beg you to pay attention to it, but all of that is going to change. From now I am going to invest myself more deeply in you and what you have to offer.

Speaking of which, vengeance_is_me just did some really excellent, terribly amusing drawings that I wanted to share. I think you'll really ( Read more... )

A quick email from my wife:

"fyi, one of our cereals has macadamia nuts in it. Don't let [the dog] at those since they can cause temporary paralysis. And no doing it just for kicks ;)"

Fuck that. When we got married I was completely up front about my love of animal paralysis. I still have to be ME, you know?

Anita and I are trying to choose which picture of Quinn would best fit our annual Xmas card. Which do you think works?


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Haven't we gone through this charade before? You come here, expecting a connection or at least a shared moment. I invite you in, promising this time I'll be all about your needs and before you know it I've callously tried to pass you another linkRead more... )

Internet Loves you. Even when you feel abandoned and alone, Internet is forever watching and guiding your mouse from afar. You need only prostrate yourself before Internet and you will be received into grace ( Read more... )

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