Comments | deirdre_c: Being blackmailed. Send help.

deirdre_c

Being blackmailed. Send help.

Nov 10, 2008 13:10

One of my best friends is forcing me to go to the premiere of the Twilight movie with her. She has only secured my grudging agreement by holding her recently-discovered knowledge of my participation in SPN fandom over my head. (She doesn't know about LJ or slash, but she's one of four people who knows I blog. About my twenty-something, demon- ( Read more... )

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deirdre_c November 10 2008, 22:58:50 UTC

1. Just her name alone is a Sue giveaway. (Although I guess "Ugly Duckling" didn't really translate well.)

2. *searches unsuccessfully for 'risen dead' joke* Um. No. I got nuthin'.

3. BUT OF COURSE HE DOES!!

Thank you for saving me from the actual reading. You are my hero. ;)

(also... ICON!! BWAHAHAHA!!! oh dean)

pinkphoenix1985 November 10 2008, 19:02:15 UTC

I wouldn't read the books at all (especially if you're not a fan of first person narration because that's narrative! of a whiny teenage girl no less!!)

deirdre_c November 10 2008, 23:43:30 UTC

Ha! But that sounds SO APPEALING! ;p

Thanks, hon.

pinkphoenix1985 November 11 2008, 16:40:20 UTC

you're welcome!

als_wonderland November 10 2008, 19:07:27 UTC

I've listened to the audiobooks for book 1 and 2. Expect co-dependent relationship between starcrossed Romeo-n-Juliet wannabes. With too many adjectives.

Girl moves in with divorced father. Girl hates rainy new home, but gives it a chance and attends school anyway. Girl is confused by avoidance of her by Emo!Sparkly!Boy. After listening to local tribal legends, Girl concludes that Emo!Sparkly!Boy is a vampire (of course!).They fall in love.

Rival!vampire chooses to hunt Girl. Emo!Sparkly!Boy must save her. He does. Girl wants to be a vampire too, Emo!Sparkly!Boy says no, you're perfect how you are, and our love is doomed.

I refer you to the synopsis on Wikipedia.

deirdre_c November 10 2008, 23:46:03 UTC

Ha! I have no need of wikipedia when I have YOU! :D

Thanks, honey! It's clear I'm in for a world of pain.

wendy November 10 2008, 19:17:21 UTC

I dunno, but I expect a full recap after the fact. *grin*

deirdre_c November 10 2008, 23:47:15 UTC

Ahahhaaaa! I WILL DETAIL THE TORTURE IN VIVID DETAIL!! WITH DETAILS! :D:D:D

astrothsknot November 10 2008, 19:25:26 UTC

Naw, but I'd read the summaries at cleolinda 's LJ because they're funny. Then I'd read Growing Up Cullen which is a massive crackfic about life in the Cullen family. It's fucking hysterical. The you should go and mock the afflicted on youtube. nuttymadam is one such enthusiast who opines far and wide on her fandom and it's a descent into the mouth of madness.

While you're there, check out the official trailer

and the eviliguana spoof.

My son can quote the spoof word for word.

Stewart and I are going to see it. We're going to see how long it takes us to get chucked out

counteragent November 11 2008, 03:20:33 UTC

Hee!

Definitely read Growing Up Cullen.

deirdre_c November 11 2008, 16:29:14 UTC

Heeeheehe! I don't even know what's going on and that's STILL awesome. \o/

astrothsknot November 13 2008, 23:54:28 UTC

This will help you understand the film