Being blackmailed. Send help.

[deirdre_c]

One of my best friends is forcing me to go to the premiere of the Twilight movie with her. She has only secured my grudging agreement by holding her recently-discovered knowledge of my participation in SPN fandom over my head. (She doesn't know about LJ or slash, but she's one of four people who knows I blog. About my twenty-something, demon-

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[rionaleonhart]

I have read the first book. Basically all you need to know is that Edward Cullen is hot.

Seriously, that's pretty much the entire plot.

[deirdre_c]

Ahhh. I think I can handle that.

Oh god. She why can't she make me go to HSM3? At least there would be dance numbers. (The vampires don't dance, do they? *perks up*)

[eponin10]

No, but apparently they sparkle. *snickers*

[deirdre_c]

This is clearly the ONLY thing one needs to know about vampires. I wonder if John wrote about it in the journal?

[cathybites]

ahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I suggest bringing something soft you can beat your head against.

[deirdre_c]

Cathy, I'm DOOMED.

*lays back and thinks of England*

[deirdre_c]

Everything I know about Twilight comes from scrolling past posts on my flist. THE IMPRESSION IS NOT REASSURING.

Alas, I fear the PTA might frown upon the Wincest!! *stuffs fanfic into brown paper bag* :D

[deirdre_c]

Oh, I am CERTAIN that most of my neighbors are just as bizarre and perverted as I am behind closed doors (if not more so). :D

[ignipes]

There are sparkly vampires. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

*has never actually read the books either*

[deirdre_c]

I told my friend that the only piece of information I had about Twilight was that the vampires sparkle. And she got huffy and started to explain to me that this was only ONE SMALL POINT out of the whole series... and... and...

Man, she'd be right at home on LJ.

[ignipes]

I don't understand why anybody NEEDS to know anything else once they know about the sparkly vampires.

[deirdre_c]

Sparkly Vampires are SRS (box office) BZNESS.

[deirdre_c]

Okay, I'm now starting to look forward to it for the potential of Sheer Magnificent Awfulness! *glee*

(However, now I feel the need to coerce a THIRD friend into coming, so that the MST3K asides I will not be able to resist don't drive my original friend bonkers.)

[eponin10]

I'd come MST3K with you, but alas, you're too far away.

[deirdre_c]

Ahahahaa!

Here have this instead:
http://www.cracked.com/video_16776_5-reasons-youll-hate-movie-twilight.html