Worst Pickup Line Ever (Reprise)

[deiphobe]

As of last Saturday, I have found a new champion for this prestigious title. Some of you may remember the original Worst Pickup Line Ever. Oddly enough, this one was race-related as well. It seems we have a theme here

Comments

[doomsprk131]

wow. i'm astounded. you should have dropped one of 2 responses:
- Yeah, I've never fucked a girl like you before either
- Really? I used to be a man... (then wink and grab your crotch a la Michael Jackson)

[deiphobe]

Actually, I could see myself using either the second or the third. The first one is far too wordy, I like my sarcasm to be concise.

[thepreciouss]

Wow, you've met some really interesting people...good lord...

[deiphobe]

Haha, that's definitely one way to put it. I almost like being shocked like this once in a while, it's somewhat refreshing. It keeps me from getting complacent and comfortable with human beings. And it sure makes a great story.

[saroutthere]

Gotta love the rational behind three shots, a rum and coke, and a guy who has apparently never slept with one of oriental decent. . haha