1. You make me so happy. It's absurd. And we're both fucked. It's awesome. And I can't wait for the first weekend in October! :) 
2. Go. Away.
3. It's time to move on. Everyone else has. And he isn't coming back.
4. Even though you hog my bed and eat my flip flops I love you to pieces.
5. You snooze, you lose.

So tonight I met my work spouse's real spouse. Chris and I have a great, supportive, close friendship. I couldn't imagine work without him. I think it goes both ways. He got married in March. I met her tonight. I was nice and polite and genuinely made an effort for her to like me (which I NEVER EVER do with women). He managed to piss her off before ( Read more... )

1. Yesterday when I was getting dressed for work I chose my panties based upon which ones would be the most acceptable should my skirt blow above my head and all the world (or at least the Monroe St. Bus) get a good look at my undies. I think this means I have fully acclimated to Chicago weather. 
2. He's out of town until Monday night, so I won't see him ( Read more... )

I forgot how happiness tends to sneak up on you. Sometimes it's nice to be pleasantly surprised :) 

1. I'm extremely proud of us. 
2. Even though you aren't always the most supportive person in the whole world, I DO love you. And I worry about you. A lot.
3. Stop staring from afar and talk to me already.
4. I still laugh when I think about the epic fall. How cute would it be if things took off from there?
5. I pity your child. The gene pool is not in her favor.

Soooo...

I think I'm going to keep Jameson.

:)

I want one. I could raise it in my bath tub!

1. What. The. Fuck. I don't know what the hell we're doing either but at least I'm not being a butthead about it.
2. It better have been an accident because if you take him and any harm comes to him I will do something incredibly unpleasant. I don't know what yet, but I'm sort of a bitch, so I'm sure I'll come up with something good.
3. Build a bridge and ( Read more... )

Baseball and Football

• I'm back in Chicago. Thank God.
  
• My apartment is awesome. I love it more and more every day. Especially my big bed. It rocks my face off.
•  I think the neighbors are confused. They know Rob and I live there, but they see him and Erin together too. Heh. I think it's funny. 
  
• 2 job interviews this week. Should be interesting. I'm just happy to have a ( Read more... )