Worst Pickup Line Ever (Reprise)
As of last Saturday, I have found a new champion for this prestigious title. Some of you may remember the original Worst Pickup Line Ever. Oddly enough, this one was race-related as well. It seems we have a theme here.
Let me set this up for you. So, last Saturday Adam was at his fraternity for a guys-only event. I figure that this is a good opportunity to go out to the bar with my roomie and some girlfriends, so after a little warm-up we head out to Peggy's. The place is packed (that's just part of its inherent, awkwardly constructed nature) but we find semi-refuge in the dart room. I'm standing there talking with [read: yelling at] my friends and I see two guys nearby eyeing me.
One guy is tall with blond curly hair, standing next to his friend, a tall brunet looking sitting on a stool and looking slightly uncomfortable. They keep looking over at me and laughing confidentially, apparently egging each other on, so I turn toward them, just waiting to see what they're going to throw at me. Curly boy then proceeds to drop this one on me while this friend looks on, embarrassed:
"So, my friend here has never fucked an Asian."
Thank you, Wedding Crashers. Thanks soooooo damn much. You've given birth to a whole new series of bad pickup lines. If I didn't think this was so ludicrously hilarious, I would have slapped him right there. But wait, it gets better. I took it good naturedly (encouraged, in part, to my friend Bacardi) and just laughed, and we teased him for actually using such a bad line. I then replied:
"Sorry, I'm taken."
His response?
"Me too!"
Coincidentally, another guy had given the same exact response not an hour earlier.
Let me set this up for you. So, last Saturday Adam was at his fraternity for a guys-only event. I figure that this is a good opportunity to go out to the bar with my roomie and some girlfriends, so after a little warm-up we head out to Peggy's. The place is packed (that's just part of its inherent, awkwardly constructed nature) but we find semi-refuge in the dart room. I'm standing there talking with [read: yelling at] my friends and I see two guys nearby eyeing me.
One guy is tall with blond curly hair, standing next to his friend, a tall brunet looking sitting on a stool and looking slightly uncomfortable. They keep looking over at me and laughing confidentially, apparently egging each other on, so I turn toward them, just waiting to see what they're going to throw at me. Curly boy then proceeds to drop this one on me while this friend looks on, embarrassed:
"So, my friend here has never fucked an Asian."
Thank you, Wedding Crashers. Thanks soooooo damn much. You've given birth to a whole new series of bad pickup lines. If I didn't think this was so ludicrously hilarious, I would have slapped him right there. But wait, it gets better. I took it good naturedly (encouraged, in part, to my friend Bacardi) and just laughed, and we teased him for actually using such a bad line. I then replied:
"Sorry, I'm taken."
His response?
"Me too!"
Coincidentally, another guy had given the same exact response not an hour earlier.