DEFT3K 4: A New Begining, ch 1-3

[deft3k]

Story or Series Title: A New Begining
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Posted Grade: Crucio crucio crucio crucio sectumsempra avada kedavra!, by Bellatrix

Comments:

Bellatrix: They had the master kissing Potter And touching him!
Lucius: It's like a colony of commas have been forced to live as abused mine slaves.
Peter: The Dark Lord is made of

Comments

[margi_lynn]

People exist who write like this?

*is baffled*

[deft3k]

There, there. Reality is cruel. Return to the goodfic, quickly!

[tigralon]

Your sporkings are hilarious & I eagerly await the next one. Many lines, far too many to count, have made me burst out laughing insanely. But this exchange in particular is beyond hilarious. It is pure genius:

Severus: It's a dangling participle.
Peter: Yes, they were just talking about that a few moments ago.

Best. Line. Ever.