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Bellatrix: Ugh. Three pointless, obnoxious Sues who belong in the deepest and cruelest of hells. Two of them attach themselves to the Dark Lord, turning him into an emotional simpleton who cannot talk clearly or protect his so-called wife.
Peter: It wasn't really that bad, but I wasn't really paying attention. Had to keep ( Read more... )

Story or Series Title: A New Begining
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Posted Grade: Crucio crucio crucio crucio sectumsempra avada kedavra!, by Bellatrix

Comments:

Bellatrix: They had the master kissing Potter And touching him!
Lucius: It's like a colony of commas have been forced to live as abused mine slaves.
Peter: The Dark Lord is made of ( Read more... )

Story or Series Title: Purge
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Posted Grade: I'm A Stud, by Peter Pettigrew.

Comments:

Bellatrix: Wormtail's a pervert, and Lucius' son is a gay whore.
Lucius: I'm quite about to vomit.
Peter: What can I say, I'm a stud?
Severus: Wormtail fic exists? Ahem. The writing tries for the literary, and succeeds only ( Read more... )

Story or Series Title: My Dirty Little Secret
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Posted Grade: AK, by Lucius Malfoy.

Comments:

Bellatrix: You filthy Muggle! How dare you sully the Dark Lord with your filthy mind, much less dare to sully his memory with such insults! I'll tear your spine out and shove it down your ugly little throat!
Lucius: I ( Read more... )

Story Or Series Title: My Name
URL: Lost.
Posted Grade: T, by Severus Snape.

Comments:

Bellatrix: The next time Wormtail comes into my room, I shall castrate him with a rusty chamberpot-scourer. Lucius is a child-molester.
Lucius: I demand a paternity test. Also, the version of me in this story requires a drug test.
Peter: There really are ( Read more... )