After a hiatus of several months, I finally returned to mylifeisaverage.com/ today. Unfortunately I found that it was still full of nothing but presumably false stories that are not only ridiculous, but seem to be anything BUT average. Every single post seems to be a random, made-up story designed to make the poster sound like some sort of quirky ( Read more... )

 Today I made a rather unfortunate discovery. Looking back on all of my previous entries, there is a staggering imbalance between the number of positive versus depressing posts in my journal. Realizing this, I now shudder to think what an innocent random reader must think of my life viewing this blog. Therefore, I decided to update to set the ( Read more... )

Okay. Here's the thing.

My RA thought it would be a neat idea to try something he called "Bathroom Babble" which means he'd put up a sheet of paper in the bathroom with a question and we could respond to it anonymously. His first question was "What do you want to do this year?" The first response: "Fuck Sexii Bitches".  Other responses included ( Read more... )

I've found a weapon to combat my obsessive romantic tendencies. Its name? Clarification. And it is a powerful thing. I was a one time thing. And that really hurts but you know what? I'm going to get over it. And at least I didn't spend weeks wondering and worrying and hoping only to never get closure. Its like tearing off a Band-Aid. If you just do ( Read more... )

So I saw Julie and Julia tonight with my mom...it wasn't as good as I'd hoped. But it did make me want to cook, and also blog more, so I guess it was a positive experience ( Read more... )

Just wanted to apologize for the freakout. I had just had a talk with my mom that boiled down to "Your car isn't getting fixed. We don't have a ton of money right now. I'm not sure how we're paying for your college. You should re-apply at Culvers tomorrow ( Read more... )

So my mom suspects that my dad is having an affair. Its an intuition thing. And apparently her evidence was "too personal" to disclose to me...I'm assuming it was a bedroom thing in which case it falls under the category of "glad not to know ( Read more... )

 Short post.

I failed my Music Theory class. FML.

Okay ( Read more... )

So this last Thursday my dad asked me to take Dillon to his trombone lesson at The Music Cafe so he didn't have to. And since I was bribed with the chance to drive his car and get me some coffee, I went. It was on the drive there that I realized I'd left my cell phone at home. I figured it was no big deal since his lesson was only a half hour.

It ( Read more... )