Comments | dediki_jane: x-men: the last piece of crap

dediki_jane

x-men: the last piece of crap

May 30, 2006 08:37

so last night i went and saw x-man 3. god, it was crap. in order to purge myself of its awfulness i will now bitch about some of the things that annoyed me the most ( Read more... )

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mintspanielle May 30 2006, 04:42:13 UTC

oh doms, you are such a nerd! :p

captain_loogie May 30 2006, 04:54:23 UTC

i just can't believe that they didn't once, not once, have phoenix do her crucifix-style, flaming bird thing. not once! they even presaged it at the end of x-men 2. what were they thinking ( ... )

swamp_king May 30 2006, 05:12:44 UTC

oh man bishop was the baddest dude.

swamp_king May 30 2006, 05:24:41 UTC

also did you know that there was an Aborigine x-man called gateway? He grew up in the Australian outback and everything. He was forced to join an evil bunch of mutants when they threatened to destroy a sacred Aboriginal site. I wanted to do my Aboriginal People and the Law 4000 word essay on this incident, but David Ritter did not think it was appropriate.

dediki_jane May 30 2006, 08:39:52 UTC

totally agree with the angel thing. he only had one line of dialogue. i mean what the fuck?

and yeah after the credits was: the female doctor goes in and says hi to the guy with a body but no brain, and he speaks.....and he's proffessor x! it was so LAME.

and why when all of wolverine's skin was being shredded off didn't his pants come off? it was the one thing i was looking forward to.

and the absence of gambit made me cry many a tear. he was always my favourite. go remy!

and like star wars, and mant other comic films, if only they had a group of nerds as consultants they could have bypassed this whole goddamn mess. ahh! the ANGER!!

rennier May 30 2006, 05:43:07 UTC

SPOLIERS ( ... )

dediki_jane May 30 2006, 08:42:34 UTC

yeah i also was angry and confused about the punk mutants. and pyro was the crappest teacher's pet mutant in the existence of all mutants. i would have preferred jubilee. and THAT's saying something cos she was crap. and if rogue got 'cured' why did she come back to the school? why didn't she just go home? there were just so many things with NO POINT. sky high was a better super hero movie.

If mutation persists, see your doctor uberninja May 30 2006, 11:04:39 UTC

My theory on Gambit's exclusion is that a) the tough guy roll is already taken by Wolverine, and b) they thought that 'throwing explosive playing cards' was a little unlikely for a mutation.. Not that I'm dissing Gambit or anthing!

tisserand May 31 2006, 11:42:11 UTC

It's actually NOT The Final Crap.

Wolverine got his own spinoff movie.

I bet that'll be GREAT!

"Would you die for them??"
"Not for THEM.... for YOU!" *dum-dum-DA-DUM*

dediki_jane June 1 2006, 02:22:42 UTC

you know the only thing i was waiting for in that scene was for wolverine's pants to come off but nooooo they had to spoil it for everyone!

oh god....i hope brett ratner isn't directing that......