Well, I suppose I ought to give an update of what I've been up to. Not a huge amount of interesting stuff. I handed in my notice in work, so as soon as is physically possible I shall be leaving there for pastures new ( Read more... )

Well, depending on your point of view, you'll be glad to know either that I had pleurisy, or that I'm now mostly better (though the doctor said it could take 3 months before I'm 100 ( Read more... )

What rhymes with pleurisy? Oh yeah, me. Blah.

Just for Kyaa, my Amazon wishlist.

Oh, and a Zeppelin and 13 willing Asians for an elaborate practical joke...

Note to Self: Buy tape for wrapping otherwise no gift wrapping will commence
Daily Obsession: Hats
Daily Object of Use: Box of paper clips
Song Stuck in my Head: Bjork - Joga

Ok, I understand you’re stuck for things to get me for Christmas, so I thought I’d supply you with a list, just check them off when you’ve bought them.

• 1 x shaved puppy
• 2 x ( Read more... )

Hotmail is great because...


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Note to Self: Beware the Penguin of Death, D'earth, Devon, and Didcot
Daily Obsession: Avoiding penguins
Daily Object of Use: Certificates with other peoples names on them
Song Stuck in my Head: The sound of 2 hands not clapping

I’ve recently become convinced I’m being stalked by something. It’s something fantastical.

fan•tas•tic ( P ) ( Read more... )

Note to Self: What rhymes with purple? Or orange?
Daily Obsession: Me, and I'm bloody worthy of my own obsession damn you!
Daily Object of Use: Cashiers money bags
Song Stuck in my Head: Andy Williams - Music to Watch Girls By ( Read more... )

Note to Self: “They Were Socks Once, and Young" is the best title for a story ever...
Daily Obsession: Describing socks
Daily Object of Use: Ribena
Song Stuck in my Head: Random Christmas song

“I survived the French Riots and all I got was mugged for my ‘I survived the French Riots’ t-shirt.”
-- MeThe harrowing story of socks at war ( Read more... )