my new livejournal name is highcontrastfly.
debile is retarded. [honestly!]

i always unfocus my vision for long durations of time and i wonder if it makes me look retarded or anything.

the singer of cake [which is presently playing in the drawing room] has a voice that is billy joe of greenday combined with beck.
man.

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i hope it storms for the next seven ish hours. briana told me her and caitlin pierce brainstormed this idea in third hour that they were going to write a sob story to Dr. Phil and try to get me a paid tuition to SAIC. ha, ha. watch me meet dr phil and the rest of the nation behind a camera lens ( Read more... )

don't tell scott this, but while we [anthony dave and i] visited him at work [subway], we snuck in the back cooler, turned the light off, and had a party ( Read more... )

today's probably the best day of my life because i bought a close up lens set for my camera. and i want people to come over and i can VIOLATE them.

EAT HEALTHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD. goddammit.

well i have to go to work from three to ten but we have the big sub order today so hopefully i can do that so that i can zone out. when i'm at work, i catch myself being so incredibly and unneccessarily polite, it's ridiculous. my voice moves up an octave and everything. and i smile and use eye contact at the right moment. the people at my work are ( Read more... )

LAST NIGHT I HAd this double dream. so i'm in my dream, dreaming that my dad has sent me a book from the dead, explaining how your life affects the afterlife, and i am reading it seeing how much i'll be suffering, the whole time hoping it's not true because i hope so much the afterlife does not exist. so i wake up in my dream, and remember that my ( Read more... )

HOLY FUCKINT CHRIST

Your Birthdate: May 12

Being born on the 12th day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life ( Read more... )

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