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deansam67

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Apr 21, 2008 15:03

A convo with eesia about the lameass terms used for cocks in romance books reminded me that I haven't written any badfic for ages.

So while I drank my coffee, I wrote this. And I tried to use the worst possible names for a cock that I could think of...

Title: The Adventures Of The Love Muscle Of Joy.
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating NC-17 I s'pose
A/N: This ( Read more... )

*is dork*, spn: bad!fic, cocks

Comments 38

glorified_moron April 21 2008, 15:04:42 UTC

Fuck me. I think I just broke something!

How can you write that?! I've tried to write crack before and I just can't do it! Not intentionally anyway. lol.

deansam67 April 22 2008, 00:19:22 UTC

Haha you know what? I actually find it easier to write crack, it comes naturally to me. Which says alot about my strange mind really...

eesia April 21 2008, 18:04:44 UTC

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
You used "throbbing member" in one sentence!

Remind me not to talk with you about oval shaped kitchen tools.
Never :P

♥

deansam67 April 22 2008, 00:21:10 UTC

HEEEEEEEEEEE! Throbbing members!!

Now you've got me thinking about oval shaped kitchen tools....lol

♥

eesia April 22 2008, 03:16:54 UTC

Oh really? *looks innocent*

giftedstudent April 21 2008, 18:29:51 UTC

This is pretty much my brain, Kate. I feel like you went in there, wiggled around for a while, and wrote this. It's like deja vu. Because you know, 'love meat' is my favorite term for cock lmao.

deansam67 April 22 2008, 00:22:23 UTC

lmao I love being in your brain, so squishy and warm, and porny. Omg you freak, I see what you're thinking!! lol

aislinn_tredor April 22 2008, 01:08:49 UTC

Why...why would Sam have fleas? *worries about the poor shnookums hygeie*

"My member is throbbing and hard. And I'd like to put it in the warmth of your butthole of love."

the sad thing is, I've read fics like that before and the person was trying to be serious, and it was awful, and obvious that they were actually an 11 year old girl.

:...your inner muscular muscles of muscly bumlove."

*sporfle*

I LOVES IT PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!

lol, awesomesauce. And Dean slapping Sam's ear with his magic love wand was the best:D

mgbutterfly April 22 2008, 02:03:10 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! MEAT WHISTLE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG, Kate. I love you so hard right now I CAN'T STAND IT! JESUS!

TAKE ME! I'm YOURS!