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[deansam67]

A convo with eesia about the lameass terms used for cocks in romance books reminded me that I haven't written any badfic for ages.

So while I drank my coffee, I wrote this. And I tried to use the worst possible names for a cock that I could think of...

Title: The Adventures Of The Love Muscle Of Joy.
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating NC-17 I s'pose
A/N: This

Comments

[certainthings]

Bwahahahhaahahaha.

inner muscular muscles of muscly bumlove.

I think that's my favourite.

[deansam67]

Heh. Me too.

[lilbabiangel888]

This is the baddest badfic in the land bb :D

And as long as everyone's pickin favorites...Mine is Dean's meat whistle

[deansam67]

lol thankyou! :D

Oh man, meat whistle is so GROSS :D

[oddlyspoken]

*snicker* I think someone has too much time, and not enough new episodes, on her hands!

Must say the title alone caused me to snerk way to hard for my own good.

Thank goodness there are new eps on the horizon else I think spn!fandom would be in serious trouble. *lol* Not that I haven't been boggling at the carnage over the last few days. But ... it could be worse. Really!

[deansam67]

lol I know, right?

The title was originally much worse than that...

God, I know. We need new eps like NOW. lol

[agt_league]

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

"What?" Said Sam, inspecting his left testicle for fleas.

Oh my God, LOLOL WHUTT SAM YOU SICK BASTARD.

LOVEMEAT.

Lordy, I fucking love you.

<3

[deansam67]

LMAO OMG SAM. HE IS SO GROSS! *is disgusted*

Lovemeat FTW! :D

I fucking love you too.

<333

[tj_smartz]

Omg. TWIN!MINX. I don't know what I laughed hard at, Dean hitting Sam around the ear or Sam saying "I want it! Oh Lordy, I want it. I can has? I want your pumping pole of peen power to splooge all over my bum. Like, for serious."

*falls of chair with stiffled giggles as Phil is asleep and snoring his ass off*

SPLOOGE!!

FOMCE!

FUCKERS!!

[deansam67]

LOL Splooge! Isn't that a gross word, omg?!

FOMCE!

FUCKERS!

I LOVE YOU ♥

[tj_smartz]

Its is! And it the best fun-nest word to actually say. Typing does it no justice. Sp-looo-nngee...

I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH BABE! Want you here on my porch and chilling with me right now. Can I has???

[deansam67]

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE. Yes, it's better said than typed. *nods*

I LOVE YOU TOO! AND I'LL BE THERE IN 5! WITH BOURBON!

Or not, cos I'm going to bed now, lol ♥