Schedules appear to be working out. Point in fact: Appear.

May, in reality, be disaster waiting to take down school.

Glad I'm not Dean.

Oh wait.

My technician has informed me that the University has been working on the mailing system problem for some time now, and for those of you students yet to recieve your summer schedules, don't worry, we'll have them to you by messenger-pigeon if necessary. It won't be necessary. We don't even have messenger pigeons.Oh yes - to whomever parked the ( Read more... )

Welcome class of annoying obsoletes students entering into summer session this lovely summer of 2006. Please remember that all grievances should be politely filtered before coming to me. Any and all students found camping outside my office will be thrown into the showers and given a hot meal if they can prove they're willing to pay me for it. ( Read more... )

I need to remind myself to invite Sandaime over for a Hannibal-style "polite" dinner-party this summer. I have to thank him properly for sucking me into this goddamn position here at Beachside. I would never have wanted to miss out on the joys of the moronic paperwork, staff, and students of this incredible campus.

I just thank GOD Vegas is only ( Read more... )