Students, students, everywhere.

Jul 07, 2006 20:27

Welcome class of annoying obsoletes students entering into summer session this lovely summer of 2006. Please remember that all grievances should be politely filtered before coming to me. Any and all students found camping outside my office will be thrown into the showers and given a hot meal if they can prove they're willing to pay me for it. All other takers are asked to leave the money at the door and the car running.

Alright. There have been exactly three major crisises. Two involve small dead possums. Those things are fugly as hell. Three of them apparently decided to croak in the new dormitories, meaning everyone on campus was moved into the old ones. Which means more complaints than usual, and Shizune's on break.

Goddamn. I want my burbon caffine.
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