[DAY 15] Morning

[doktorhomicide]

I know zhere ah some of you vith vehicles out zhere in undeadland, so I vould like to extend an offah. I recently came across two cans of gasoline, full, zat I have no use for. Anyone who needs zhem is velcome to zhem on one condition: I require one of zhose undead creatures for study. I vant one as intact as possible und still...alive, if you know

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[hurricanebomber]

You need the thing in one piece?

[doktorhomicide]

Preferably. I cannot do much vith only a stray limb or two.

[hurricanebomber]

What about with just a torso?

[doktorhomicide]

Vat, you cannot handle a whole body?

[womanwhofights]

...a body?
I could help with that. But one question.

[Wait for it. Stupid question in 3...2...1...]

What's gasoline?

[doktorhomicide]

Surely you have seen zuh trucks people ah using to move around zhis island. Gasoline is vat makes zhem run.

[womanwhofights]

Really?!

I thought they just... ran themselves. How strange.

[doktorhomicide]

[Okay, Medic has to laugh at that one. It's adorable]

Perhaps you can find someone to explain it all to you.

[itselegant]

What clinic?

[doktorhomicide]

It is small, und not on zuh map. I came across it vhen a boy called out for help about somezhing. He is gone now, so I decided to stick around. A doctor must have a place to vork from, aftah all.

[itselegant]

[little laugh. get out of his life, man.]

You're a doctor, too? What's your specialty?

[doktorhomicide]

[no way he likes it here.]

I am a master surgeon. [maybe in his own mind] But I dabble in many zhings. I am a man of science, zhere is nuzhing zat does not interest me.