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[DAY 15] Morning

Aug 19, 2010 21:53

I know zhere ah some of you vith vehicles out zhere in undeadland, so I vould like to extend an offah. I recently came across two cans of gasoline, full, zat I have no use for. Anyone who needs zhem is velcome to zhem on one condition: I require one of zhose undead creatures for study. I vant one as intact as possible und still...alive, if you know ( Read more... )

[da:o] warden cousland, [tf2] red medic, [khr] hayato gokudera, (broadcast), [i am legend] robert neville

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womanwhofights August 20 2010, 05:19:23 UTC

...a body?
I could help with that. But one question.

[Wait for it. Stupid question in 3...2...1...]

What's gasoline?

doktorhomicide August 20 2010, 13:40:12 UTC

Surely you have seen zuh trucks people ah using to move around zhis island. Gasoline is vat makes zhem run.

womanwhofights August 20 2010, 17:47:19 UTC

Really?!

I thought they just... ran themselves. How strange.

doktorhomicide August 20 2010, 18:29:08 UTC

[Okay, Medic has to laugh at that one. It's adorable]

Perhaps you can find someone to explain it all to you.

womanwhofights August 20 2010, 18:57:14 UTC

[Damn it man, she's used to horses. >:C]

Even then, I'm not sure I'd understand.

doktorhomicide August 20 2010, 22:59:42 UTC

Even if you do not undahstand it, you ah still expanding your mind. Zat is a very important zhing.

womanwhofights August 21 2010, 01:49:00 UTC

....are you a Circle mage?

[Because, clearly, anything that goes over her head equals magic.]

doktorhomicide August 21 2010, 05:48:15 UTC

Vat zuh hell is zat?

womanwhofights August 21 2010, 05:51:36 UTC

Magi. You know, people wearing long robes, super mysterious, tend to light people on fire with magic?

doktorhomicide August 21 2010, 06:06:29 UTC

[that sounds oddly familiar]

Zat sounds like a very fantastical description of one of mein team membahs. He is called zuh Pyro und does nuzhing but mumble und light people on fire.

womanwhofights August 21 2010, 06:09:17 UTC

[On her end, Cousland frowns.]

A pyromaniac isn't necessarily a mage. Can he throw lightning or cause indoor snowstorms?

doktorhomicide August 21 2010, 14:29:39 UTC

Fortunately, no. I am sorry, but vhere I am from, I have nevah heard of mages, much like you have nevah heard of gasoline.

womanwhofights August 22 2010, 06:44:19 UTC

Stranger and stranger...

Just what continent is this, anyway?

doktorhomicide August 22 2010, 14:05:43 UTC

Ve ah in zuh Mediterranean Sea, vhich is close to Europe. Alzhough, I have nevah heard of Malta until now.

womanwhofights August 22 2010, 17:49:55 UTC

[SILENCE. Oh, if only you could see her face, Medic. Quiet panic? Maybe. Just a little.]

...is that even remotely close to Ferelden?

doktorhomicide August 22 2010, 20:58:06 UTC

Apologies, but I have no idea vhere zat is.

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