Look at me, updating this fucker again already. That's the logical chain of events, isn't it? A couple of months of nothing, a whole slew of updates, and then I start popping them out like a whore who has kids - once every nine months. I don't know if it's humanly possible to have a kid literally every nine months, but this is not the fucking ( Read more... )

You didn't get rid of me yet. I'm back. In black.

I cleaned off my entire friends list. If you want to take me off, go ahead. It's your free pass. If you want to keep me, please do, and I'll return the favor. I should clean house more often.

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I'm as shocked as you all are that I have two seconds to sit down and write an entry in here. The spring that I was looking for has finally come. I've been busy with The Sopranos, and I've also done a movie with the incomparable g_gershon. She liked to steal my shirts from my dressing room while we were shooting it. But I still love her.

Where the fuck is Spring?

Spring is weak. It hides in the corner, waiting for Winter to leave the party. Then is sidles out from the shadows and hands out flowery party favors.

Deep is the well of Drea.

I'm in the process of renegotiating my contract for another season of The Sopranos. If renegotiations go the way we're lookin' for them to go, I could be makin' an extra $35,000-$45,000. There's even talk of a sixth season. I'm all for it. I love doing the show, and I could use the extra money to throw into Filth*mart ( Read more... )

I'm takin' Michael out tonight, and we're going to paint the fuckin' town red. And by paintin' the town red, I mean a murderous killing spree, with lots and lots of red blood being spilled, because I'm frustrated and particularly annoyed with people in general today ( Read more... )

Why is everyone so fuckin' sue-happy ( Read more... )

If you've been reading g_gershon's journal (which you should be, because she fuckin rocks), then you've heard about the little show she put on at Sundance with the band members of GnR. Axl Rose she ain't, which is a good thing. That girl can belt out a tune that turns your brain to mush and runs out your ears. From my spot in the crowd, I let out ( Read more... )

Bet you thought you got rid of me. Not yet ( Read more... )

Did anyone watch the Big In 2002 Awards on VH1? No, I didn't think so. We taped it earlier this month, Michael and I. I had him over and made our own drinking game to watch the taping, because otherwise there was no way I could sit through that shit again. Every time we came on the screen, a shot. It worked ( Read more... )