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Why is everyone so fuckin' sue-happy?
Most of the incidents I read about are completely ridiculous. If you have an important or serious claim, fine. If someone totally destroyed your life...if some doctor cut your balls off without your consent...if some bitch stole your identity and used it to prostitute herself...if Pauly Shore makes another movie...FINE. I don't want to hear about anyone who sued a company because their coffee was too damn hot. Coffee is supposed to be fuckin' hot. It's COFFEE. I almost wish people could be sued for stupidity.
Yeah, I know this sounds like some bland stand-up comic's bit, but it was on my mind.
Sue me.
Most of the incidents I read about are completely ridiculous. If you have an important or serious claim, fine. If someone totally destroyed your life...if some doctor cut your balls off without your consent...if some bitch stole your identity and used it to prostitute herself...if Pauly Shore makes another movie...FINE. I don't want to hear about anyone who sued a company because their coffee was too damn hot. Coffee is supposed to be fuckin' hot. It's COFFEE. I almost wish people could be sued for stupidity.
Yeah, I know this sounds like some bland stand-up comic's bit, but it was on my mind.
Sue me.