Take a moment and think, if you will, of bulbous red noses, the smell of sweat and cheap booze, ill-fitting clothes and lewd jokes that make everyone feel dirty and laugh uncomfortably ( Read more... )

It's that time again!
Time to see us (the Danger Board) at the Uptown bar where we will be hosting The Danger Board's First Ever Fourth EIGHTH of July "BBQ" with Music (and Guitars)!!!

"What," you may find yourself inclined to ask, "is an 8th of July 'BBQ'?"
Well, it's just like a 4th of July BBQ except that it is (obviously) four better -- said ( Read more... )

What do you usually do on a Tuesday night? Fire up the old Xbox and play some rock-music-themed video games, right? Well why not take a night off from RockBand, head out to the TurfClub and play Xylophone Hero with the Danger Board!!! instead.

Put down those fake plastic guitars and drums, pick up a real (fake) plastic (and metal) xylophone and ( Read more... )

the Danger Board has a show tonight and we're playing with the New Model Army! Now, I can tell that some of you are thinking, "Oh, I'll just catch the next show." which, of course, you could do... but that would mean missing your chance to be part of a historical event: the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!! That's right, we'll be ( Read more... )

Just one week from today, the Danger Board will be playing at the Triple Rock Social Club, opening for none other than the New Model Army.

As if that weren't exciting enough (and, to be honest, it really should be, you ungrateful fuckers), this event will be the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!!. That's right, boys and girls, the ( Read more... )

So, remember a while back when the Danger Board were slated to open for New Model Army? Wait... seriously? How can you not remember!? It was only like few months ago ( Read more... )

the Danger Board is playing tonight (only!) on the main stage at First Avenue. It is important to note that we are opening this evening and will be taking the stage at 8pm sharp so get there early to catch the Danger Board in action ( Read more... )

Hey all, it's now less than a week until everyone's favorite band hits the stage once again. No, I'm not talking about a Sphynx reunion tour, I am referring to the Danger Board opening for All the Pretty Horses at their La Belle Epoque Valentine's Eve Fetish Ball ( Read more... )

so, we played (that is to say, the Danger Board played) an All Hallow's Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve show with the Horses at the Uptown Bar a few months back. it was a great show but even so, it seems as though we have skipped over a number of levels as i take this opportunity to announce that we will be playing (that is to say, the Danger Board will be ( Read more... )

this just in!
those of you who are too busy with canadians, cyborgs, Runts (with sharp teeth) or runway models to make it to the danger board's show (with dinner and guitars) on friday night will have a second (2nd) opportunity to catch the magic, excitement and pageantry a mere twenty-four (24) hours later! that's right, the [illustrious] danger ( Read more... )