Take a moment and think, if you will, of bulbous red noses, the smell of sweat and cheap booze, ill-fitting clothes and lewd jokes that make everyone feel dirty and laugh uncomfortably.
For some, these images call to mind those transients who hang out under the bridge in the park. Others find them reminiscent of Uncle Jeb at Thanksgiving dinner. Still others immediately think: CLOWNS!
We at the Danger Board hope that you will be reminded of all three (and more) when you attend the Danger Board's First-Ever "FiretrUCK, You Clown!" Rockstravaganza! where you will be treated to the most scintillating feats of Clownosity this side of an early90s Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle.
Come in a "festive" (clown- /mime-themed) costume and compete in clown-tastic games for "valuable" prizes!
Face off against our reigning "champion" in a Drunken Clown Joke-off (again, for "valuable" prizes)!
Let the lecherous, drunken uncles of Minneapolis music (aka, the Danger Board) rock you with music (and guitars)!
Friday
September 26th
Action Frank 9pm
the Black Sails 10pm
the Danger Board 11pm
at Big Vs(University and Snelling in St.Paul)
$5
http://the.dangerboard.com/shows.asphttp://www.myspace.com/bigvs