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April Fool's!

Apr 01, 2010 08:43

HYPERTIME!

The very word conjures images of infinite possibilities! Endless ideas! Really silly plotlines!

But Hypertime's endless possibilities are not always important. Sometimes... they are really very dumb.

Let us part the curtain and view some of these dumb Hypertime universes which exist..

"april fools", hawkman carter hall, dr. mid-nite, aquagirl lorena marquez, cyclone, omen, robotman, green lantern alan scott, lian harper, nightstar, batman, elongated man, misfit, wildcat tommy bronson, green lantern arisia

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blindmedicine April 1 2010, 16:11:29 UTC

Pieter Cross sat in his room... in the fetal position. No music, no sounds, no light.

One of his blackout bombs had gone off. And now he was face to face with his greatest fear.

The dark.

windywitch April 1 2010, 20:40:50 UTC

Maxine stepped out of the Brownstone, clutching her trusty dog to her as she stepped out into...a bright, colorful, cheery place with little houses, and... where those giant lollipops that she saw.

Maxine stroked the head of her little dog, looking around in a mix of surprise and awe.

"Toto, I don't think we're in New York City anymore."

itsastretch April 1 2010, 20:47:43 UTC

"New York City would be that way." points the thin, stretchy man tied up in knots composed of his own body to a pole, though he has enough elasticity left in both arms to point.
"Or maybe its that way." he points the other way.

"Really hard to tell in this place. Hm."

windywitch April 1 2010, 20:59:36 UTC

She blinked. Did...the guy on the pole over there just talk?

Toto jumped out of her arms, running over him, barking furiously.

"Quiet, Toto! Be nice!" She ran after her dog, giving the man on the pole a curious look. "Did...you just talk?"

itsastretch April 1 2010, 21:06:29 UTC

"Awww, what a nice doggie." he comments. "And of course I just talked. I mean, sure, without my Sherlock Holmes junior detective kit, I feel like I just don't have a brain sometimes, but I can still talk. Say... I don't suppose you're any good at untying knots?"

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elfinwill April 1 2010, 20:55:36 UTC

"Thank you, Thanagar! You've been a wonderful audience!" She waved from her spotlight on the center stage.

She paused, grinning as her screaming fans cried for more.

"What's that? You want some more?!"

More cheering.

"Okay-you asked for it!"

Attention. All Green Lanterns are to report to Oa immediately.

She'd play a short song, then. She had adoring fans that were awaiting her!

She was Arisia, Green Lantern of Space Sector 2815.

Rockstar of the universe.

xdarkvengeancex April 1 2010, 22:34:08 UTC

She is the Night. She is Vengeance. She is....

BATMISFIT!

Evil doers, beware, for Batmisfit watches over Gotham....and where there is injustice, she will be there...

With DARK VENGEANCE!

batinthenight April 1 2010, 22:39:08 UTC

Not if Batman has anything to do with it.

Please see the included link to make this post relevant to this subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM

xdarkvengeancex April 1 2010, 22:46:04 UTC

"YOU!" Batmisfit stopped in her tracks. "My sworn rival!"

She went to her utility to pull out her very trusty, very handy....

COLLAPSABLE BASEBALL BAT!

"Tonight, we end this!"

batinthenight April 1 2010, 22:48:20 UTC

"You are the imposer here!" cries Batman. He reaches behind himself, under his cape and brings out.. his Bat-Bat! It's graphite black, with a big yellow Bat-stymbol on top.

"With the aid of my trusty Bat-Bat, I shall defeat you!" he says, leveling the thing at her like a rapier.

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oldmanemerald April 2 2010, 00:23:59 UTC

In a way groovy hypertime universe...

"Why don't I get to sing a song? You let me do the one about the octupus."

"You always want to sing songs about fish. You talk to them."

"I know, but I can sing. Just cause I talk to fishies doesn't mean I can't sing. What about you? Your power is to become one with everything. How does that help singing?"

"It is knowledge gained through sharing and through my eye chakrham. At least I can share, unlike John and his space ring."

"Well, that's not very nice, George. The ring came to me because of my imagination. You can share in that, remember? You just need become one within you and without, like Rama Kushna said."

*Zoom!*"I think all this fighting hasn't helped the band much. We have to find a common ground and work together on this. I mean, just cause we got these groovy new superpowers doesn't mean we should fight each other."

"WARNING! WARNING! BLUE MEANIES ATTACKING HALL OF JUSTICE!"

"Back in a flash, then to the USSR!" *Zoom!*

"In Shiny Day, In Groovy Night ( ... )