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April Fool's!

Apr 01, 2010 08:43

HYPERTIME!

The very word conjures images of infinite possibilities! Endless ideas! Really silly plotlines!

But Hypertime's endless possibilities are not always important. Sometimes... they are really very dumb.

Let us part the curtain and view some of these dumb Hypertime universes which exist..

"april fools", hawkman carter hall, dr. mid-nite, aquagirl lorena marquez, cyclone, omen, robotman, green lantern alan scott, lian harper, nightstar, batman, elongated man, misfit, wildcat tommy bronson, green lantern arisia

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aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 01:47:16 UTC

"I love you, Lorena," he said, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear ( ... )

abluntobject April 2 2010, 01:52:20 UTC

There is briefly the sound of wings.

"Take that, you undead son of a bitch."

Carter tries to drive the stake through the monstrosity's chest and put an end to his glittery evil for ever.

Some people just have no romance in their soul.

aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 01:59:51 UTC

"NOOOO!!!!" Edward burst into a mass of glitter.

Lorena stared and blinked at Carter.

"You killed my boyfriend!" She pointed a finger at him, a look of pure shock on her face.

Yeah, he sparkled, but he was still her boyfriend!

abluntobject April 2 2010, 02:06:14 UTC

"I put an end to a thing which should not be. An undead horror whose soul returned from hells the likes of which you cannot imagine. You don't mate with vampires, they are loveless things, out for their own sinister ends and human blood."

Beat.

"Besides, he was getting glitter everywhere. Do you have any idea how long that stuff takes to get rid of?"

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anightstar April 2 2010, 03:10:36 UTC

The Negaverse has been at it again. This time, draining the energy of the poor, defenseless children through a popular zombie-killing video game.

Little do they know, average, clumsy, student Mar'i Grayson is about to put a stop to their plans...

"MOON PRISM POWER!" And bubbly, awkward student is transformed into...

Sailor Nightstar, defender of the innocent and protector of the weak!

She sprung into action, ready to stop those Negaverse once and for all!

allknowingomen April 2 2010, 04:36:35 UTC

"Today, on Lilith we'll be talking to Meryl Streep about her latest project, and Stacy London from t.v's What Not Wear will be coming in to tell us the dos and don'ts for this spring." Lilith Clay-Jupiter sat back on the couch provided on the set of her very popular talk-show. "But first we'll be taking your calls. Got a problem that needs some guidance? Need advice? Just call our toll-free number."

littlestarrow April 2 2010, 04:46:45 UTC

She is the world's greatest preteen superhero. She makes supervillains quake in fear at the mention of her name. She strikes fear in the hearts of bank robbers and even Darkseid wishes never to face her.

She...is late for school.

"Okay Luthor," Lian said, pulling back on her bow, "Let the bunnies go and I'll let you keep your kneecaps."

boyoftomorrow April 2 2010, 05:26:26 UTC

He is the last of his kind. He is the one that bring balance to the Force. He is the one that can restore peace and order to the galaxy.

He is Kon-El, the last of the Jedi Order.

nation_metropc April 7 2010, 00:03:49 UTC

And Darth Vincere, known to the galaxy at large as Emperor Alexander I, has been looking forward to this for a very long time. Sith have long plans and longer memories - the boy has no idea what he's gotten himself into with those robes.

He sits calmly on his throne as Kon-El enters the room. There are no obvious guards or traps.

"You may speak, boy."