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April Fool's!

Apr 01, 2010 08:43

HYPERTIME!

The very word conjures images of infinite possibilities! Endless ideas! Really silly plotlines!

But Hypertime's endless possibilities are not always important. Sometimes... they are really very dumb.

Let us part the curtain and view some of these dumb Hypertime universes which exist..

"april fools", hawkman carter hall, dr. mid-nite, aquagirl lorena marquez, cyclone, omen, robotman, green lantern alan scott, lian harper, nightstar, batman, elongated man, misfit, wildcat tommy bronson, green lantern arisia

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aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 01:47:16 UTC

"I love you, Lorena," he said, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear ( ... )

abluntobject April 2 2010, 01:52:20 UTC

There is briefly the sound of wings.

"Take that, you undead son of a bitch."

Carter tries to drive the stake through the monstrosity's chest and put an end to his glittery evil for ever.

Some people just have no romance in their soul.

aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 01:59:51 UTC

"NOOOO!!!!" Edward burst into a mass of glitter.

Lorena stared and blinked at Carter.

"You killed my boyfriend!" She pointed a finger at him, a look of pure shock on her face.

Yeah, he sparkled, but he was still her boyfriend!

abluntobject April 2 2010, 02:06:14 UTC

"I put an end to a thing which should not be. An undead horror whose soul returned from hells the likes of which you cannot imagine. You don't mate with vampires, they are loveless things, out for their own sinister ends and human blood."

Beat.

"Besides, he was getting glitter everywhere. Do you have any idea how long that stuff takes to get rid of?"

aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 02:54:46 UTC

"But..but..he loved me!"

abluntobject April 2 2010, 03:01:06 UTC

"Oh fer crissakes, get a grip. He loved you the way you love a good sandwich. And you did not want glitter where he was going to get it."

aquagirl_lorena April 2 2010, 05:27:57 UTC

Her bottom lip quivered. "You just don't understand!"

abluntobject April 2 2010, 05:45:44 UTC

"I understand perfectly. I just saved you from a lifetime of room temperature sex and glitter in places it shouldn't go. At least til he decided you were getting too old for him when you hit, say, 25, made a handi-snack out of you and went to find a different angst-magnet. Get a helmet and go hang out at the mall like a real teenager."

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