My mom amuses the shit out of me some days

[dc_kat]

Zombies...
  You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Mom -

1. An Uzi (With lots of ammo so she can "head shot each one of them little mother fuckers on my way")
2.  She's Got Legs - ZZ Top
3. Either John McClaine from Die Hard or Riggs from

Comments

[senketsken]

1) Shotgun, as you can never keep your cool when endless hordes of zombies are attacking, and you can hit multiples at once.

2) Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance (comedy genius, and would keep my spirits up, cause it talks about being "...the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned..." funny stuff.)

3) Forge. Cause I want options, and while I hold off the hordes, he can keep making me stuff to keep killing them. Cause, I'm the hero here, not some caped, invulnerable, boy scout. :)

[keiran_akuma]

1. Double-barreled Boomstick

2. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor": because the irony is rich.

3. Ash from Army of Darkness

[keiran_akuma]

Lucas's answers:

Scarlet Witch: "No more zombies."
Deadpool: Great shot+one liners
Nakki: Great protection until the sun comes up